Chris samples and reviews Blue Bell Ice Cream in a deliciously hilarious manner known to go viral and clear grocers’ shelves of the Blue Bell flavors he deems worthy of a review.
Google “Ice Cream Reviewer” and Field comes up as the second result on page one.
Here’s the July 16, 2016 review of Blue Bell Ice Cream Cookie Two Step that started field’s path to internet fame as an Ice Cream Reviewer:
Here is my independent review of Blue Bell Ice Cream‘s new Cookie Two Step. Please note: I am in no way affiliated with blue bell and was not paid for this review. But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t accept payment in the future. (Wink, wink)
Blue Bell describes its newest flavor as “A creamy vanilla ice cream with hints of brown sugar, combined with chunks of chocolate crème filled cookies and tasty chocolate chip cookie dough pieces.” With all due respect, they are liars. Big, fat, delicious liars. Their definition should read: “amazing, life changing, world turned upside down, tastebud fireworks, unicorn inducing, confetti falling on your head ice cream.” It’s that good.
The unlikely marriage of cookies and cream and chocolate chip cookie dough just flat works. Think Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing. You know the epic lift where Johnny holds Baby up over his head? It’s like an entire bowlful of that. Dreamy.
The creamy vanilla with hints of brown sugar is a start for the ages. But to know it is just the flower girl with the bride still to come? Crank up the volume on the wedding march, we’ve got work to do.
Every bite in the bowl has at least a piece of cookie, or cookie dough, or both. It’s like getting Yahtzee EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. And the bites with both: prepare yourself. It can be a bit overwhelming (in the best way possible).
The bottom line is that Blue Bell has birthed something beautiful with this new creation. And if you like the sound of birds singing, puppies playing, and giggling babies, you’ll like it too. And if you don’t? I’m sorry. Truly sorry. But that just means more for the rest of us. #bluebell #icecream #cookietwostep